(Source: mickelsenstudios.com, via youthful-honesty)
(Source: mickelsenstudios.com, via youthful-honesty)
Why do I even let myself think for one second that I’m going to be first choice?
(Source: newgirlss, via passthecocaine)
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via xlinop)
LAPTOPS ARE WARM FOR SLEEPING
I WANT ONE OMFG HSJSKAJBDJD
(via barmandan)
MAKE OUT LIKE YOU NEVER SIGNALLED AND DIDN’T SHOULDER CHECK
AND I DON’T REALLY SPEED THAT MUCH
BUT YOU DRIVE LIKE SUCH AN ASSHOLE SO YOU SHOULD TAKE THE BUSOH MY GOD
(Source: pat-attack, via loki-needs-a-hug)